EP. 17 – Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things

Mike and Matt review an epic space opera in which anthropomorphized sugary sweets make love AND war. Join us for erotic Hershey’s kisses, surprisingly gory intestines made of Twizzlers, and more than one comparison to Avatar. It’s Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things!

EP. 16 – Joker 2

Mike and Matt brainstorm ideas for the Joker sequel in hopes that Todd Phillips will hire them to write and star in it. Join us for Star Wars themed drug use, the shoehorning of Batman villain Clayface, and an unlikely appearance by Zorro. Want to make this movie a reality? Tweet using the hashtag #ReleaseTheMuMCut !

EP. 15 – Fin Diesel

Mike and Matt review a seaside creature-feature in which an emotionless local sheriff goes toe-to-toe with a half-man half-shark. (Spoiler alert: The shark part’s on top.)

EP. 14 – Tuesday the 28th

Mike and Matt review a spin-off of Friday the 13th in which Jason Vorhees’s cousin, Ian Vorhees, is a realtor trying to sell Camp Crystal Lake. The only obstacle? Jason’s murderous spirit is back to reclaim his land and stop the sale.

EP. 13 – Opposing Counsel

Mike and Matt review a legal thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Michael Douglas in which Michael Douglas has a dark secret. Is this movie sexy or just plain sexist? Did Morgan Freeman ask for his character to be killed off just to get out of this trainwreck? Would you say this movie is a… cult classic?

EP. 12 – The Barneyville Horror

Mike and Matt review a mid-2000s slasher movie that takes place on the set of Barney & Friends. Will this movie make Matt lose his faith in The Joker? Join us for journey into the deranged mind of a paint-huffing purple dinosaur as well as a mean-spirited review of Dave Barry’s latest book. It’s The Barneyville Horror.

EP. 11 – Benny And The Jets

Mike and Matt review a sports comedy switcheroo, where a young boy gets body-swapped with a hotshot NFL quarterback. Join us for the Superbowl Shuffle, fifteen minute barfights, and a non-sexual three-way kiss.

EP. 10 – Heistopus

Mike and Matt review a heist film in which the gentleman thief is a sly, sexy octopus. Join us for surprisingly risqué comedy, eight armfuls of practical effects, and one billion dollars in pearls.

EP. 9 – Gorb The Destroyer IV: Comin’ In Hot in Dallas

Mike and Matt review a direct-to-video action movie sequel without having seen the first three movies in the series. Discover who really assassinated JFK, lament over the untimely demise of Hamford Milken, and celebrate the timeless catchphrase, “Let’s get skunky!”

EP. 8 – Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

Mike and Matt review the unreleased fourth movie in the original Star Wars trilogy- wait, quadrilogy? It’s STAR WARS: ROGUE SQUADRON. Join us as we discuss the adventures of Wedge Antilles, Nien Nunb, and Mister Bones, a homicidal droid. Who knew that Gungans were always part of George Lucas’s Star Wars vision?